Cauliflower and Muskmelon to rise against humiliation!

If you're chilling in Bangladesh and aiming for meme greatness (with crystal-clear clarity!), the safest and most 'fruitful' route is to whip out the name of the fruit sensation, 'Jackfruit,' or as we say in Bangla, 'Kathal.' It's the Jack of all trades (in meme making only; don't use it everywhere, as it can be painful), even obviously master of all. 

Trolling is like walking on eggshells – mess with someone's feelings, and you're in hot water. But if you've got the agility of a ninja with your humour, you can slip out of trouble with a slick excuse. Given our cultural ties of Jackfruit with mustard oil (focus on the oil only), denying the slipperiness of using it as a way out would be like trying to deny the existence of memes themselves! 

But the Jackfruit just joined the party recently, while Muskmelon has been the OG for eternity. Back in the days before social media trolls, folks were using Muskmelon to showcase their masked emotions. This writer thinks we should call it 'Maskmelon' because it often shows up in disguise, bringing punishments from our dear ones. It will be flaunted like some heavenly artefact, but the one doing the show-and-tell couldn't care less. 

I've yet to see an empty bowl that's supposed to be brimming with muskmelons. Everyone's aware of its nutritional mojo, yet no one's bothered about whipping up that physiological balance – at least when it comes to this fruity fellow, it's a solid 'Nope.' 

If someone's got a soft spot for Muskmelon, they're in for a perpetual state of zen. Allegedly, nothing can rain on their parade. Supposedly, only the sacred Muskmelon can transport them into the lap of nature, delivering the true essence of existence.

In the world of GOT, the phrase "Winter is coming" carries a sense of impending doom and fear. The threat of winter in GOT is not just a change in weather; it symbolises a much darker and ominous period. Winters in the show can last for years, bringing with them dangers such as White Walkers and a harsh, unforgiving climate.  

But to many of us, the sentence brings more horror. We also experience something 'White' 'Walks' toward us. It's coming from the dark as well. It comes with the unforgiving nature of our beloved (who loves the White Walking). With the digestion of it, we become mindless, zombie-like beings under the control of the White Walking. At least our Moms want us to digest it on their count. 

But we, without the touch of it, even with the slightest of glance of it, got frozen. I am announcing the entry of the White Walking: 'Fullcopy,' also known as cauliflower. It's like the veggie rockstar to Bengali moms – the absolute favourite. It's so beloved in the 'Ammu' community that they've sworn off experimenting with anything else. I even witnessed an aunt boldly throw it on top of a pizza once. 

Now that's cauliflower breaking through the crusty ceiling! Folks can't replicate the playbook for someone's Cauliflower masterpiece (aka Fullcopy) because the sky's the limit when it comes to getting creative with it. Heck, even Halfcopy is a mission impossible with this veggie virtuoso!

Picture this: the days of yore, when the sun seemed brighter, and every woe could be mended with a chocolate chip cookie. Ah, the golden age of childhood! Now, amid all the playground adventures and the foody entity, there existed a peculiar sentiment – a tiny pocket of melancholy, if you will. 

It goes by the name of 'I have a sadness.' Yes, that's right, it's not just a mere bout of the blues; it's a proper, tangible entity that the kid in me carried around like a secret treasure.

Okay, so let me spill the veggie beans. I've noticed a peculiar trend in my culinary adventures – folks seem to be treating cauliflower like the ultimate sidekick. Seriously, it's like the Batman of vegetables. People are dousing it in various flavours, tossing it into curries, and frying it up like it's the hero of the kitchen. 

But here's where it gets interesting. While everyone's happily experimenting with cauliflower, one thing remains untouched, like the holy grail of cauliflower concoctions – the elusive Cauliflower Juice. 

Yep, you heard it right, cauliflower juice! It's like the unicorn of veggie extracts; nobody seems to have cracked the code to turn cauliflower into a thirst-quenching elixir. No one gets the pleasure of having a Full glass of Fullcopy juice!

Here's another sad story for you. Oh, the calamity! Picture this: my friend, powered by the mighty Fullcopy (by eating it), decides to commit the ultimate veggie crime. 

After devouring this veggie sensation, he pulls off a genius move – stealing a 'Fullcopy' of my notebook! Why? To cook up a Fullcopy-infused masterpiece during the exam. The audacity! 

That day, my friend sinned with his veggie choices and stole my intellectual goodies. It was a cauliflower-fueled catastrophe! 

After everything, did you wonder why the tomato turned red? It saw the salad dressing - you can say it was a vegetable joke, but I wouldn't. I can go for anything related to cauliflower because that will be a full copy of blushing brilliance! 

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